B&A -- Is it possible to write something so stupid...?

I was actually thinking of this last night while I was watching Austin Powers. Except, I was thinking of "Is it possible to write something so cliche it's brilliant". I think it is possible, but you really have to know what's stupid.

Pink Slip has retarded mileage?

FEDERAL LAW: Any vehicle 10 years or older is EXEMPT. You don't report the mileage on a vehicle that old. You write Exempt where the mileage goes on the title. You cannot scratch anything out or it will void it.

My boyfriend has two different facebook accounts?

It sounds like he's trying to keep you separate from his "real life" -- his school friends, family, old girlfriends, etc. Not a good sign. Send him a friend request and see how he responds.

What CellPhone?....................…

palm has a TINY keyboard and i cann't stand it. the env2 is very nice but the space bars are on the side so a BIG learning curve there. i would personally wait because there will be a new env3 coming out and more phones for verizon. check out phonscoop.com If that doesn't do it i would probably get the LG Versa i had the dare and LOVED it. the versa is kinda like a upgrade with a hard keyboard. i don't personally like the keyboard so i wouldn't use it. but they now have a detachable gamepad for it so it should be pretty fun!

READ THIS..... Tell me what you think about this girl and what i should do???

THis girl at work is amazingly stunning and beautiful. Im so nervous around her. But she has a captivating look and when we make eye contact,,,,,its a feeling like no other. I am a new employee at a restaurant and this girl came in to work that i have never worked with. I introduced myself and she was real nice. But it was a busy night and we never really talked after that. I was a Bus boy and she was a server. But everytime i would p her, and we made eye contact, she would smile and give me the hottest looks. Shes one of those beautiful girls , whose eyes entrace you. She would touch me sometimes when ping by too. Even though there was plenty of room to get by, she would touch me on the back or shoulder. What does this mean. Should i ask her out. or is she flirting or what? we are both 18

Im doing a presentation on the chinese military for school?

is there a difference between the peoples liberation army and the military of the republic of china? i need help

Relationship question!?

ok wel i like dis boy and he like another girl.but when i c him he flirts wiv mi.. but ova msn he just uses small talk and its so annoyin.. can u give mi topics 4 mi 2 talk 2 him about and bring up so we get to no eachothe beta?